trap maid Share definition Flag Scummiest female ever. Dope head. Cleans up throw up, poop etc after druggies at the trap house get really messed up. Also performs oral on whomever. Dumb trap maid, I can smell her over here 4 tables away. trap maid by Httwife May 16, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the trap maid mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch