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the hanson effect 

This is the effect that takes place when any of the Hanson songs are played. It makes you feel good, and has the tendency to make you fall in love with prepubescent boys. However, this will NOT make you a lesbian, because they will soon get first hair on ball, and get buzz cuts.

May cause drowsiness, dizziness, or premature ejaculation.
Man, that mmbop has got me feelin that The Hanson Effect
the hanson effect by Yeeknow March 27, 2011
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The Chris Hansen Effect 

When somebody who is not law enforcement, that has no right to detain you and has no authority over you, is able to make you play by their rules just by their presence.
"Woah, I really wouldn't run from your dad if he caught me doing something illegal."
"Yeah, that's the Chris Hansen Effect."