taint-scuttling

Verb. Grabbing a woman like a six pack by her anus and vagina and pinching her taint, thereby scuttling any chance you have of sleeping with her.

I went for the taint-scuttling move on the old lady last night and she kicked me out of the house.

taint-scuttling by goddamnpseudonym January 3, 2015

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