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splander 

the dried toothpaste encrusted foam that forms on clothes and facial features short while after activity of brushing teeth has been carried out.

Extremely dangerous, splander only visualises into white stain minutes after, one may be under the impression that their clothes/face are splander-free, yet by the time they reach the bus stop stains may have materialised, to laughs of fellow classmates.

Impossible to remove with mear scratching.

Possible to pretend to friends it is only Tippex, only sometimes though, friends are wise like that.

Some people can have personal problems with splander, that is cannot brush their teeth without creating it. Usual evolves from a teeth washer who has their mouth open will brushing. Foam forming around buccal cavity drops to clothes, pants, shoes etc.
Lucia; "Gerald, have you just finished brushing your teeth, darling?"

Gerald; "Yeh Mama. How'd you know?"

Lucia; "..Because you have splander all over your batman pyjamas!"

Gerald; "Ohhh darn-diddly -arn-it"
splander by Sharsharshar July 31, 2006
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Supplanter 

One who takes the place of another through strength or trickery.
Watch your back or your deceitful brother may become your supplanter!

Often confused for someone who is fond of planting Sups. Its nothing like that at all.
Supplanter by Supplanter March 5, 2005

splanderous

The little paper tidbits left on the edge of a piece of spiral-bound notebook paper after it has been torn out of the notebook.
The teacher got annoyed when the student handed in a piece of paper with splanderous still on it.

[suppenders] 

Bill!! Let's get ta the permida and buy ya some new suppenders!
[suppenders] by berneece February 5, 2009

Surslander 

Slander for the fallen, Surtoz the Anger
I live up to surslander
Surslander by Elmo X Chris February 18, 2023