spairdu 

pronounced: spare-doo

Relating to or in accordance with being a SPAIRDU or one whose existence denotes that of a SPAIRDU. A person who fills the requirements of being "that guy" without expressed mental or physical intent.

Derived from the old Frankish way of saying: "Got any spare dew?"

Did you just see that guy leave without giving a tip? Yea he's such a SPAIRDU.

spairdu by Hugh_Jabs June 17, 2010

spaircuchymaem 

A horrible rare illness that results in death in 99.9% of patients. The only cure is a consistent stream of photos from the person the patient is currently messaging

person 1: Omg did you hear Emily has Spaircuchymaem
person 2: O god that's deadly, I hope someone is sending her photos

spaircuchymaem by ddouchebag daniel fuck boy January 23, 2019