slumdumpster 

A particularly easy-to-use repository for cum, typically a female of much lower class.

Etymology: Probably a portmanteau of Middle English "slut" and Modern English "cumdumpster," but possibly a portmanteau of "cumdumpster" and Modern English "slum."

"I love my wife, but she doesn't alway satisfy me, so sometimes I have to drive down to the projects and find a slumdumpster to drop my load in."

"Our cleaning lady can't clean worth shit, but she's cheap, and she lets my roommates and me use her as a slumdumpster. Saves on tissues!"

"Mark's girlfriend doesn't like to swallow, so she hired a cheap slumdumpster to dump his wad in when they're done."

slumdumpster by Jackie Ho September 22, 2011

shumdumpster 

an indian named christopher; one who collects cum. AKA Chief Thunder. And also an indian (known as christopher) who collects cum, and uses it for ice cream topping.

You shumdumpster, you put to much on your ice cream.

shumdumpster by christopher shumway aka THE shumdumpster April 6, 2005

smugdumpster 

A feckless jackass who takes for granted rights granted to him by other white male politicians and assumes that same extends to women. A trash man who always thinks he is right and expresses said opinion to others.

Fuck you smugdumpster! Not sure if you can hear a non-baritone voice, but allies listen and don’t gaslight.

smugdumpster by PissedOffGay July 16, 2022