slarve dog 

An old-school breed of snowboarder who wore sorels and favored back country riding and sneaking onto ski-hills. Characterized by fast, erratic riding the excessive use of duct tape.

Pompous skier 1: Wadsworth, what on earth is that?
Pompous skier 2: Why Niles, I believe it is one of those ghastly slarve dogs!
Pompous Skier 1: How hideous!
Slarve dog: Check me dude, Im gonna launch that wind lip and bust a mega method air!

slarve dog by yogadude January 6, 2012

Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage 

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."

Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.

Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage by Charli XXX November 6, 2014

Dog Slave 

A term used in olden times to represent that the person this term is being used on is a dog; of little importance and is also a slave; a person who is also a slave.

Sharkqueshadevonhumon III: DOG SLAVE!

Joe Mama: I am indeed a dog slave for I have sinned. Please grant me the pleasantries of death and make it quick as to get rid of a nuisance to society.

Dog Slave by zxa lol March 6, 2021