razzlemuffin 

A razzlemuffin occurs during intimacy when the male participant defecates on the floor and climaxes all over said defecation. This "razzlemuffin" is then consumed by the female participant.

I've done some crazy shit, but the razzlemuffin is still on the top of my to-do list.

razzlemuffin by Thaddius Claudius Bonningham I December 21, 2008