pseudo-girlfriend 

A long term "girlfriend" in every way, but excluding the physical aspects and minus the actual deceleration of being in any form of relationship past friend. Often shortened to just pseudo. Derogatory remark.

P1 - Going out with your pseudo-girlfriend tonight?
P2 - Yeah.
P1 - Are you ever going to properly date her?
P2 - It's not that type of relationship.
P1 - Pussy.

pseudo-girlfriend by Umasterc November 9, 2012

pseudo girlfriend 

A girl who you enjoy fucking, but are not seriously dating.

My pseudo girlfriend has banging tits, but sometimes listening to her talk is tasking.

pseudo girlfriend by P0rnMonk October 30, 2007

Pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend 

(png bf/gf) Significant other of no particular significance but to:
A.) Approve/disapprove outfits before heading to clubs to hunt for boys/girls
B.) Give advice on what the opposite sex means by texts/non-verbal physical communications
C.) Be up for dinner or a movie at any given moment in the absence of a "real date"
D.) Have long conversations or short funny ones as long as they are amusing or supportive
E.) Approve/disapprove waxing options
F.) Screen all possible hook-ups and/or bootycalls for applicability.....

1. Good lord can you hang out with anyone besides your pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend, jeez!
2. What's up with you and your pseudo-non-gay girlfriend/boyfriend! DUDE, come on! They're totally blockin' tonight!

Pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend by acyd_byrn_70_65270 October 18, 2008