portoblumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while defecating in a portable toilet.

The foreman gave ricky a portoblumpkin on his lunch hour.

by ERC! January 13, 2009

Portablumpkin

Getting a blowjob while shitting in a porta potty

I was at this tractor pull in Tomah and got my woman to give me a portablumpkin.

by Susie Mccutchans December 3, 2006

tumbling portablumpkin

After receiving fellatio while dumping in a portapotty, cum in the girls eyes temporarily blinding her. Then, exit the portapotty and simply push it down a hill tumbling end over end.

i.e. Location, location, location

i got bored with getting blumpkins so I upgraded to the tumbling portablumpkin.

by Banana Suit May 18, 2009