playdoh face Share definition Flag One who's face looks smashed or pieced together as if you were playing with playdoh. Uneveness of the face. "That slut has the most uneven, huge nose I've ever seen." "That bitch just got a playdoh face." playdoh face by Terahhhhh April 21, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the playdoh face mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch