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pharell williams 

Dumbass who doesn't fit in anywhere. Tries to be a rapper, producer, skateboarder...man this guy is a complete idiot.

Proof that he's a dumbass: Interviewer asks him why he got a Ferrari Enzo for. His answer: I got it just because it looks good...I can't tell you the specs of the car. Ferraris are meant to be driven you idiot.

Prime example that rich people are often stupid.
Pharell Williams is a rich fucktard.

Poser
Hosebag
Asshat
Retard
Egotistical
Loser
Licks rapper's asses for money
pharell williams by dfgs December 7, 2006

Pharrell Williams 

The man i fuck every night, the man i would do anything for, the man who i would do anything for, the man who CONTINUES to bring out the magical beats and lyrics, the man who couldn't do it without chad hugo, the ONLY man who still looks foin ina polo shirt, the only hot skater guy, the modest guy, the man who knows he can't sing, the man who married me, the man who won't sell out, the music man, the most brilliant man alive, the sexiest man alive, the most unique man alive, one of the most daring men alive, the nerd man that i love, cherish, and hail, the man with the sexiest eyes, MY MAN!!!!!!!
God: "How many times have you fucked zoesha pharrell?"
Pharrell: "Just a couple times."
God: "i think you need to how a lil more love than that!"


Who's the shit? PHARRELL WILLIAMS!!!!
Pharrell Williams by Zoesha February 16, 2004