pathitiful 

The action of being pathetic and pitiful at one time.

John : Amy broke up with me for Rick... -sniff, sniff- I think I might die.
Kelli : Oh quit being so pathitiful!

pathitiful by Tesla Nichole May 6, 2006

pattiful 

Of extreme beauty, both on the inside and the outside.

She is extremely pattiful, in every definition of the word. Others wish they were as pattiful.

pattiful by bucsfan1 September 20, 2013