pasquini 

a guy who has a skinny dick and huge balls

i was gunna sleep with this guy but that was before i found out he was a pasquini

pasquini by nikcass August 8, 2010

pasquiznique

Noun and Adjective: (silent 'p') Used as a definition for a person or thing found in a position of extreme importance and with an expected level of intelligence, yet is in fact highly stupid and ignorant.

ex 1. 'George w. Bush. What an pasquiznique man!'
ex 2. 'Dont worry about the new CEO. He's an pasquiznique.'

pasquiznique by CHummie August 3, 2007