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not if it implodes 

Commonly said during a disagreement of ideas in which there is no rebuttal and signifies the speaker's victory. The term was first said in a discussion about the Big Bang or the end of the world. (I think...)
Uncle Kenny: The human race will die off long before the earth. Earth will continue existing until the sun explodes.
Commonyoshi: Not if it implodes.

or

Zook: Weedle is the coolest pokemon ever.
Commonyoshi: Not if it implodes.
Zook: Dammit!
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