new phone syndrome 

The period of time in which bashing, knocking or dropping your new phone becomes acceptable.

John: hey is that a new phone!

Dave: Yeah got it yesterday! Here look.
(drops phone uncoolly whilst showing it off to his mate)

Dave: Damn it!
(checks it over thoroughly to make sure its still intact!)

** Classic case of new phone syndrome! Give it a week. **

new phone syndrome by Bukk Trend April 2, 2011