midget smuggler Share definition Flag A girl who posseses a huge and nice ass so it looks like as she was smuggling a pair of midgets in her back pockets daaaayyyumm! look at that girl booty she is definately a midget smuggler in line for midget smuggler by hugizzzzi March 25, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the midget smuggler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch