mattijuhani 

Mattijuhani is the Finnish Matthias, and as a human being he finds himself inherently superior to any Matthew, mat, Matt, mattress, or Craig. Mattijuhani is someone you could spend the rest of your life with, but not in a romantic way, simply as friends, or fuck buddies. The choice is yours with mattijuhani.

"that Finnish boy is such a stallion. must he a Mattijuhani"

"bro he's Swedish".

"what's the difference?"

mattijuhani by snicklesfritzs December 24, 2018