mackerel mick Share definition Flag A severe stench eminating from a woman's vagina smelling somewhat like rotten fish, sometimes known as turket puss. Was going for the BIG CHOMP, got hit by the mackerel mick and spewed all over the rotten clam. mackerel mick by jimmy yogi August 21, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the mackerel mick mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch