lochness poopie Share definition Flag When your feces makes sea-serpent like curls or protrudes in part above above the water line in the toilet I blasted a wicked lochness poopie! I think it turned and looked at me... lochness poopie by Eddie Crandall January 16, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the lochness poopie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch