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Liquafood is the category that soup, milkshakes, smoothies… all fit into. This is due to the super or rather souperposition of the substances where they each exist in both categories due to the existence of both fluid and solid components
John: “hey do you drink or eat soup”
Andrew: “What do you mean, it’s both is it not?”
John: “how!?”
Andrew: “well you see soup can fit into categories of both food and drink, this is because they can be classed as a soup even if there is a non dissolving solid in a fluid, each of which being edible”
John:”fair point, so what are they classed as”
Andrew: “ well that would be liquafood, the place where the two food and drink converge”.
A girl with a wet overused pussy
That girl is clearly liquad
Liquad by Liquad lover May 24, 2016
Spanish word for blender.

My friends and I use it as a double meaning for a sex move. It is when the male partner is having sexual penetration and he girates his penis inside the female, thus the term blender or licuadora. We got this from a watching a reality porn site that has spanish girls. It was lol funny, so we started using it whenever there is a hottie that we would like to sex-up.
Show her the licuadora, bro.
licuadora by Holvin May 7, 2008
One attains liquads when overdosing on steroids and creatine, thus obtaining such glorious god-like quads, that no Chad could ever have. Mositure in upper thighs gives desirable liquads.
My amazing liquads makes me more superior than the Chad.
Liquad by PineappleExpress101 November 7, 2018

liquidophilia 

the fetish of having your dick submerged in liquids, like honey or water, etc.
person a: i think i might have liquidophilia
person b: liquidophilia?what’s that?
person a: it’s when you like having your dick wet with anything from water to syrup.
the roomiest space of ideas within a single phrase of communication
"The confusing combination of formality and informality in the classroom scene caused him to attempt to contract his loquado."

-Teacher's comment on a student's performance in casual familiar banter before class
loquado by underqueerthrin December 7, 2010