jizz in a bowl Share definition Flag when you ejaculate in a bowl (for eating soup or cereal) and then drink it ian tried to make a remix of the song jizz in a bowl but failed horribly, and hes gay, ian dakotah. jizz in a bowl by john joran ian lienhard November 24, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the jizz in a bowl mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch