jeesuus 

when completely normal shit happens and you're like "JEESUUS"

"Damn! Makin toast like JEESUUS!"

jeesuus by JEESUUS September 11, 2013

jeesus 

reee you heckin normies

i luv jeesus

jeesus by jeesus_ himself March 8, 2019

Black Jeesus 

Sometimes thought of as Morgan Freeman. While Morgan Freeman may be god, he is not Black Jeesus, that would be his son, Denzel Washington.

Yes, I guess Denzel Washington, Black Jeesus, is Jewish.

Black Jeesus by Worgen Freeman November 30, 2010