it's slow
Similar to its quiet. you don't want to do something, or something doesn't sound worth doing. A smart remark to say no to something.
Person: You want the let me borrow your umbrella?
Response: WHOA, so i can get wet. "It's slow" for that.
Response: WHOA, so i can get wet. "It's slow" for that.
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