ioihap 

If only i had a penis. Usually used when one does not have a penis but wishes they did.

Joe: yo dawg have you seen Polly.

Sally: Shes hot, but ioihap.

Joe: I feel that.

ioihap by Pablo Chavez McGee May 30, 2010

Irihapeti 

Amazing full stop. NEVER need to wear makeup because they have natural beauty. Always funny and know exactly the right words to say. Normally friends with everyone and never bad mouths people.

i would love to have Irihapeti as my girlfriend.

Irihapeti by mikaelalynn December 6, 2011

IOIYAP 

It's okay if you're a priest.

Wait, so you can be gay and Catholic?
IOIYAP.

IOIYAP by chilipie December 23, 2008