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hooker shower 

A hooker shower is when you're in a bathroom and you don't have soap... or maybe you just have hand soap.. and you don't have towels, maybe you just have toilet paper, or some very loose tissue paper that you just kind of rip apart. And you pretty much bathe in the sink, you give yourself sort of a sponge bath and then you drip dry or use whatever, you know, your clothes... and to Anthony Green.. it's pretty refreshing.
Anthony: First thing I do when I get in a venue, besides maybe like, dunk my head in the sink and take like a hooker shower, is I start singing and warming up. Gettin' ready.
hooker shower by minderlithe February 20, 2011
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Hooker shower 

After a long night on the job, she walked into the supermarket, grabbed a can of Lysol off the shelf and gave herself a hooker shower.
Hooker shower by the_990999 June 14, 2011

six hooker shower orgy 

when you rent a house and the hotel across the street (constantly being shook down or "shot up on the block") and there are hookers (atleast 6) who are having a orgy in the shower after a crack deal. Usually spawning a crackbaby with infectious disease. (ex. aids, cancer, radiation dick, or some shit like that)
Hey look over there, there's a "six hooker shower orgy" going on at the crackhead inn.

Hooker's Shower 

When one only washes thier: asshole, crotch, armpits, and teeth.
Janice was a trainwreck; only having 3 minutes before meeting with a client, she took a washcloth and a toothbrush in an Arby's bathroom and gave herself a hooker's shower.
Hooker's Shower by Tremb1es April 7, 2020