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hooker proof

Preparation of a place, such as a hotel room, that involves removing or hiding in a safe, all valuables and personal information such as a Driver's License so that the hooker that you bring there doesn't steal anything of value or, more importantly, can't link you being there.
Please go hooker proof our room before the hired help arrives. The last time we used this service, that bitch stole my wallet!
hooker proof by Cabo Zen January 29, 2017
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a crazy lady who owns cats and runs around the classroom like a ditzy high school girl. she knows her bio though, and she wears faded lime green pants....
Laura:I want to give that cute little bird a hug! *gallops over to one side of the classroom
class:what a hookerprof
Hookerprof by t-homas November 5, 2008