high egg Share definition Flag Pants worn way above the ass crack, makes an ass look like an egg when viewed from behind. Common in older women and men, accented heavily when pants have no pockets. Dad, those jeans got to go! You got a high egg! high egg by turdtired March 19, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the high egg mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch