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goldfish walking 

1) a excuse not to go with someone or not tell them something.
2) legit putting your goldfish on a leash and walking it. what is wrong with you, you crazy piece of crap?
1) john do you wanna go watch something? john: brb gotta go goldfish walking
2) so turns out john wasn't joking. he's crying because his goldfish is fucking dead.
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wanking a goldfish 

Where east benders go to watch confrontation street
Colin was wanking a goldfish, he should get down to confrontation street
wanking a goldfish by eastbender November 3, 2013