go eat rice Share definition Flag In other words, fuck off. Or go do something better than what you are currently doing. Often used when someone is mad. John: You are sucha loser! Matthew: Uhm go eat rice you bastard. John: Shut up. go eat rice by PizzaGuy112 December 30, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the go eat rice mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch