filiporte 

Sometimes known as "el monstro", it's a spanish term for the biggest of masculine organs.

I beat her to death with my filiporte. No, seriously, it's that big.

filiporte by Fuck City October 15, 2007

filipooper 

Someone who takes unnecessarily long poops to avoid doing other activities.

Where's Joe, wasn't he supposed to be cleaning the yard?" "Oh, he's being a filipooper. He's been in the can for a half hour."

filipooper by bisquick3 September 26, 2010