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farts with benefits 

This is a flatus stage that bridges the gap between a plain fart and a full-on shart. Whereas a fart leaves no solid evidence and a shart is a shorts-changing, date-ending, messy experience... farts with benefits contain fart particles (a.k.a. fecal mist).

Farts with benefits may be somewhat harmless in small quantities, but continuation may amount to the messiness of a mild shart.
I realized that my crabby ass was due to farts with benefits and I had to change my stained drawers.
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frats with benefits

When a frat and sorority are friends with each other like sister cities so they frequently party and hook up with each other.
"Whenever the girls want to party we head over to Sigma Tau Delta. It's like frats with benefits."