exsphincter 

A machine that processes food in some way usually modern and available on the shopping channel;

This Nutrition Exsphincter is the best blender I have ever used
Or
This Thermo Exsphincter makes the best Bla…

exsphincter by Reddog12 October 10, 2016

exsphinction 

What happens to long-running TV dramas (typically Law and Police genre series) when plot lines are exhausted and the main characters or their immediate family members become the story; they commence down the slippery slope, we just know the show will soon disappear up it's own a...hole.

Awe, c'mon - as if the lead role's brother would be a murderer --- this show's headed for exsphinction...

exsphinction by heymabel February 14, 2009