donkeyschlong 

Male gentlemen walking around with a large package in there pants, otherwise referred to as a guy with a third leg. The reference of donkey being of(Kong)decendent and retaining the physical resemblance of a donkey sized cock

Wow that guy must be carrying a donkeyschlong in his pants.

donkeyschlong by Peter dieter February 20, 2019

donkey schlong 

When a donkey comes up behind you and buttrapes you until he fills your rectum with his donkey semen while braying in your ear like some autistic child having a seizure. Causes immense pain (or satisfaction, if you for some reason you enjoy having your buttcheeks torn by a wild animal.)

Bob: Hey man, ready to get donkey schlonged by this math test?
Joe: Yeah dude, Mr. Rogers is gonna rape us so hard.

donkey schlong by 0929 August 21, 2016

monkeyschlong 

An exceptionally long and hairy(like your mother), usually found on a god of a higher being.

"Fortnite Galactus has an gargantuan monkeyschlong"

monkeyschlong by monkeyschlongdaddylong December 2, 2020