deprestapated 

When depression causes constipation.

I'm so deprestapated, my boyfriend broke up with me and I haven't pooed in 3 days.

deprestapated by singinjobanana June 19, 2009

Deprestabate 

Matsterbating when depressed to make yourself happier

I'm gonna go Deprestabate

Deprestabate by That guy that made that thing December 31, 2019