deckloafed Share definition Flag The act of dumping a huge shit on a person while they lay out on the deck of a ship. She was laying out on the ship and i deckloafed the shit out of her. deckloafed by McilCabLascara January 15, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the deckloafed mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch