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crumble this cookie 

A phrase, usually uttered by attractive yet really stuck up females. It is used to make it seem like the odds of you getting them naked in the sack are close to nil.

The standard usage is: "You could never crumble this cookie", although variants are frequently encountered in the wild, especially when it comes to girls who are car hoppers.
Girl: "I'm far from a rookie. And you could never ever crumble this cookie"
crumble this cookie by channel_panel November 24, 2018
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