crap session Share definition Flag like taking a dump right after eating a burrito, but lasts 30 minutes. Jane: Whats joe doing? He's taking way too long! John: He's just having a relaxing crap session crap session by thekeytoyoursucesss October 8, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the crap session mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch