coyote ass 

A condition caused by wet farts, sweat, or not wiping well. Canines remedy the filthy anus by dropping their rear-ends onto a soothing surface such as damp grass, leaves or carpet and drag, leaving a clearly defined fecal trail. Humans use a moist towel or goldbond. Coyote ass.

Can we stop at the next gas station so I can wipe? I have the coyote ass.

coyote ass by Jerry Fletcher May 13, 2014