couch lady Share definition Flag Some1 whos ass is so big its the size of a 3seater couch with cupholder dimples, it can eat ppl from 20m Omg, i caught a glance of that couch lady and near died! couch lady by eUaN May 17, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the couch lady mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch