confraptulous

When two or more females gather to masterbate on a regular basis.

"I hear that all womans book club also promotes confraptulous relationships with its members"

by AlistarCat August 20, 2017

Congratulous

When one is happy for someone and jealous at the same time

Him: I am going on a sweet holiday yo!
Her:aww man congratulations I'm so happy for you but I am also a bit jealous! Congratulous!

by MicSure December 17, 2019