coneckle

n., the aggregate appearance of a larger, singular freckle formed of individual, constituent freckles when freckle-faced Irish people stay out in the sun too long.

adj., skin cancer.

When Dave was a kid, his friends would count Dave's freckles as he stood in line for the diving board at the neighborhood pool. Toward the end of summer, they noticed his arms no longer had 34,000 freckles (each), but instead just 12. They called each of those 12 a "coneckle."

coneckle by Dave O. August 31, 2008

conckleberries 

The bits left stuck in and around your rectal hole following a particularly strenuous bowel movement.
These are usually made of a mixture of pieces of unwiped faeces and toilet paper residue.

1. "He really did us over, we need to get revenge."
2. "Let's get him back by collecting loads of conckleberries and pelting him with them!"
1. "Great idea, starting digging!"

conckleberries by G M4N December 24, 2007