chody schwanz Share definition Flag A nickname for a penis or a person that has a penis that is wider than lengthy. Similar to chode and schwanz. "Yeah, I've heard that David guy has a chody schwanz". "Yeah, he's chody schwanz." chody schwanz by Hearns May 16, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the chody schwanz mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch