bohagonite Share definition Flag A guy who talks forever about nothing. Illustrated by a skit "Bo Hagons Phone Call" performed on the album Crunk Juice. My cell phone minutes are almost gone, thanks to that bohagonite ! bohagonite by 2m8rh8r February 5, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the bohagonite mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch