apphrodite deceiver

female whose on line photos have been transformed by photo imaging apps to make them look drop dead gorgeous when in reality they're pig ugly.

A bar....

girl: hi, you must be dave, am soooooo pleased to meet you dave, fancy that fuck we chatted about.

dave: who are you?

girl: oh yeah, like you dont know im hot babe 71...Sandra!

dave: oh no, another fucking apphrodite deceiver...

girl: so, your place or mine then for some bareback buggery?

dave: you gotta be kidding. i'd rather bareback a dead frog.

girl: WHAT!

apphrodite deceiver by will6691 June 27, 2014