appallitician Share definition Flag pronunciation: ə-pä-lə-ˈti-shənpart of speech: noundefinition: an appalling politician. Toronto's crack-smoking, lying, bicycle-hating psychopath of a mayor, Rob Ford, is the quintessential appallitician. appallitician by Matt Skipper November 11, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the appallitician mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch