apocoplies

Also, apoco-plies, apocoply, or apoco-ply.

Short for apocolypse supplies. Doesn't have to be for apocolypse, literally, just things that could end badly or something bad happen during the situation.

A-"Shit, I got caught cheating---again."
B-"Yeah, you're gonna need apocoplies and a place to hide."

A-"Damn, my little brother just got his license. Time to stock up on apocoplies and hide in the attic...again."

apocoplies by Heer July 10, 2007