Walmart crush 

Someone you see in a public place and you have a major attraction to them. Could see a future with them but you chicken out.

Friend 1: Yo I just had a Walmart crush
Friend 2: What the heck is a Walmart crush? Are you high?

Walmart crush by A gremlin and a crackhead December 21, 2019

walmartcrusad3r 

Hottest mf on earth honestly I'd suck him off

"hey have you heard of walmartcrusad3r?"
"Ya he's cool"

walmartcrusad3r by Mr. testicular malfunction March 22, 2021