Wake and Fake 

Morning sex where the male or female orgasm is faked in order to shorten this experience that should already only take between 5-10 minutes.

I hate it when my wife fake orgasims. She fake orgasmed the other morning. She thinks it helped, but it was only coincidence that I came faster.

"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"

Wake and Fake by Explosive_Joseph June 11, 2020

Wake and Fake 

The act of waking up and smoking marijuana substitutes such as herbal potpourri, k2, damiana, and other types of "fake weed".

Yo, I'm so high from my wake and fake sesh brahhh

Wake and Fake by DaveD9664 March 30, 2012