Vinonucleosis 

A) The insescent need to partake in sniffing, swirling and sipping various alcoholic beverages made from a variety of grapes

B) can also be used in the past tense as a way to say one has a wine hangover.

A) The 6 bottles of open wine make it clear that they are very susceptible to vinonucleosis.
B) I have vinonucleosis, so I won't be able to make it to work today.

Vinonucleosis by Jenn&Michelle October 24, 2009